Alarmist

Sensationalism: Heavily sensationalised · Clickbait: Leaning no

How a piece of news is being framed.

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我感觉好恐怖。 男朋友帮我搞新加坡水硕的事情,我从头到尾没给他任何材料,他连我真名都不知道。 结果他今天突然来一句: “你上学的时候成绩还蛮好的诶。” 我:????? 握草??? 你他妈哪里来的我上学成绩??? 他说:这些信息都能查到啊,一下就调出来了。 我:??????? 脑子里突然闪过一个非常恐怖的问题: 那我以前开房记录你岂不是也能查到? 他说: “我看到了啊,你一年三百多天,一百多天都在住酒店。” 我:………………………… 尼玛。 握草了。 一时间甚至不知道该先震惊哪一件事。 只能说网上天天讲什么“信息安全”“保护隐私”,我还觉得离我挺远。 现在的感觉是: 人是没有隐私的,只是暂时没人想查。 最恐怖的是他最后特别淡定地跟我说: “没事啊,我又不认识以前的你。你以前干过什么跟我都没关系。” 然后停了一下: “9 月 25 号以后的事情,你别骗我就行。” 我:好的。 这下好了。 这下不是坦诚相待了。 这是数据库直接打通了。 彻底老实了。

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model

The headline reads

Framing

Choice

The stance the text takes toward its subject.

95%
high
Alarmist at 96%, from 6 options
96% Alarmist

Sensationalism

Score

How far the language outruns the facts.

92%
high
3.01 of 4 · Heavily sensationalised

Clickbait

Noul

Whether the headline withholds to force the click.

Leaning no
Probability the answer is yes
32%
No Coin flip Yes

Everything else in the same request

Evidence density

Score

Named sources and checkable facts per claim.

58%
medium
0.50 of 4 · Vague appeals to authority

Opinion, not reporting

Noul

Whether it argues or reports.

Probably
Probability the answer is yes
88%
No Coin flip Yes

Names its sources

Noul

"Experts say" does not count.

Probably not
Probability the answer is yes
12%
No Coin flip Yes

Emotional appeal

Score

Fear, outrage, and hope as persuasion.

74%
medium
3.69 of 4 · Entirely an emotional appeal

Headline matches the body

Noul

Whether the piece delivers what it promised.

Leaning yes
Probability the answer is yes
56%
No Coin flip Yes

Manufactured urgency

Noul

"Right now" where nothing is actually time-bound.

Genuinely unsure
Close to a coin flip — do not branch on this alone
51%
No Coin flip Yes

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