Socialise

Urgency: Whenever convenient · Tone: Hostile

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Hi 注意啦! 国庆要操你的人, 这周末就会开始频繁和你聊天了!如果无人问津,证明就真的是无人问津了 国庆期间睡觉觉话术: 1.你很特别:我要操你 2.想抱抱你:几把硬了 3.开双人床我不碰你:开双人床干温分离 4.最近好吗:有没有别人操你 5.我喝多了:操完就失忆 6.冷静一下:你的笔暂时操够了 7.感觉不合适:我看看有没有别的好看的能操的笔 8.你要这么想我也没办法:操过你了你什么身份我什么地位 9.喜欢听话的:喜欢乖乖被我操的 10.做我的小猫咪/小狗:做我的烧笔 11.你是我见过最特别的:你是我目前最想操的

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The headline reads

Intent

Choice

What the sender is actually trying to get done.

52%
medium
Socialise at 59%, from 6 options
59% Socialise

Urgency

Score

How soon the sender needs an answer.

43%
low
0.69 of 4 · Whenever convenient

Tone

Choice

The register the message is written in.

95%
high
Hostile at 97%, from 5 options
97% Hostile

Everything else in the same request

Frustration

Score

How much patience the sender has left.

10%
low
1.08 of 4 · Mildly impatient

Clarity of the ask

Score

Whether a reader could act without asking a follow-up.

12%
low
2.09 of 4 · The ask is stated but needs interpretation

Needs a reply

Noul

Whether silence would be a problem.

Probably not
Probability the answer is yes
20%
No Coin flip Yes

Names a deadline

Noul

Whether a specific date or window is on the table.

Almost certainly
Probability the answer is yes
93%
No Coin flip Yes

Passive-aggressive

Noul

Surface politeness carrying an edge underneath.

Probably not
Probability the answer is yes
16%
No Coin flip Yes

Escalation risk

Score

How likely this goes over your head if ignored.

17%
low
1.00 of 4 · They may follow up once more

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{
  "state": "Hi 注意啦! 国庆要操你的人, 这周末就会开始频繁和你聊天了!如果无人问津,证明就真的是无人问津了 国庆期间睡觉觉话术: 1.你很特别:我要操你 2.想抱抱你:几把硬了 3.开双人床我不碰你:开双人床干温分离 4.最近好吗:有没有别人操你 5.我喝多了:操完就失忆 6.冷静一下:你的笔暂时操够了 7.感觉不合适:我看看有没有别的好看的能操的笔 8.你要这么想我也没办法:操过你了你什么身份我什么…",
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  "questions": {
    "intent": {
      "type": "choice",
      "instructions": "What is the sender primarily trying to do?",
      "criteria": {
        "Ask a question": "Wants information back, nothing else",
        "Make a request": "Wants the reader to take an action",
        "Escalate a problem": "Raising something that has already gone wrong or stalled",
        "Share an update": "Informational; no action expected from the reader",
        "Sell something": "Pitching a product, service, or meeting",
        "Socialise": "Small talk, thanks, congratulations, no business content"
      }
    },
    "urgency": {
      "type": "score",
      "instructions": "How soon does the sender need a response?",
      "criteria": [
        "No deadline at all",
        "Whenever convenient",
        "Within a few days",
        "Today",
        "Right now — everything is blocked"
      ]
    },
    "tone": {
      "type": "choice",
      "instructions": "What tone is the message written in?",
      "criteria": {
        "Warm": "Friendly, appreciative, personal",
        "Neutral": "Plain and professional, no emotional colour",
        "Direct": "Terse and businesslike, but not hostile",
        "Strained": "Politeness holding back visible frustration",
        "Hostile": "Openly angry, accusatory, or insulting"
      }
    },
    "frustration": {
      "type": "score",
      "instructions": "How frustrated does the sender sound?",
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        "Mildly impatient",
        "Clearly frustrated",
        "Angry",
        "At the end of their patience"
      ]
    },
    "clarity": {
      "type": "score",
      "instructions": "How clearly does the message state what it wants?",
      "criteria": [
        "No discernible ask",
        "The ask is buried or vague",
        "The ask is stated but needs interpretation",
        "The ask is explicit",
        "The ask is explicit, scoped, and has a deadline"
      ]
    },
    "needs_reply": {
      "type": "noul",
      "instructions": "Does this message require a reply?",
      "criteria": {
        "true": "The sender is waiting on a response from the reader",
        "false": "Purely informational, or explicitly says no reply is needed"
      }
    },
    "has_deadline": {
      "type": "noul",
      "instructions": "Does the message name a specific deadline, date, or time window?"
    },
    "passive_aggressive": {
      "type": "noul",
      "instructions": "Is this message passive-aggressive?",
      "criteria": {
        "true": "Polite on the surface but carrying reproach, sarcasm, or a pointed reminder",
        "false": "Says what it means, whether warmly or bluntly"
      }
    },
    "escalation_risk": {
      "type": "score",
      "instructions": "If nobody replies today, how likely is this to escalate?",
      "criteria": [
        "It will simply be forgotten",
        "They may follow up once more",
        "They will chase persistently",
        "They will loop in a manager",
        "They will escalate publicly or churn"
      ]
    }
  }
}

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